Celebrated Stand-Up Comedian & After-Dinner Speaker, Three-time Chortle Nominee & Perrier Best Newcomer Nominee, Star of Mock the Week & Have I Got News for You.
Hal Cruttenden’s Biography:
Hal Cruttenden is one of the UK’s most experienced and celebrated stand-up comedians, known for his warm, self-deprecating style and famously witty observational humour that resonates universally. He is a familiar face on British television and radio, having entertained audiences globally for over two decades. Hal’s ability to tackle both domestic and contemporary issues with a unique blend of sharp intelligence and relatability makes him an immensely popular choice for corporate hosting, awards, and after-dinner entertainment.
Hal established his comedic credentials early in his career, quickly becoming a fixture on the national circuit. He achieved international recognition by performing sell-out shows at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and embarking on multiple successful national tours, which cemented his reputation as a master storyteller and observer of modern life. His early career included significant roles on television, paving the way for his later ubiquity on panel shows and major comedy broadcasts.
His achievements include appearing on virtually every major UK comedy panel show, including Mock the Week, Have I Got News for You, and Live at the Apollo. He has also starred in his own BBC Radio 4 series, Hal, and regularly hosts the popular Hal Cruttenden’s Funny Things podcast, showcasing his depth and versatility beyond stand-up. Hal has been a highly successful international performer, touring everywhere from India and Australia to the Middle East, demonstrating his universal appeal.
As a speaker and host, Hal Cruttenden is highly sought after for his exceptional adaptability and professionalism. He excels at tailoring his material to specific corporate events, ensuring the comedy is relevant, clean, and perfectly pitched for the audience. Whether hosting a formal awards ceremony or delivering hilarious after-dinner anecdotes, he guarantees a lively, memorable, and expertly controlled event, making complex topics light and engaging.
Why Hire Hal Cruttenden?
Hal Cruttenden is the ultimate choice for corporate hosting and after-dinner entertainment. As one of the UK’s most familiar comedy faces, seen on Mock the Week and Live at the Apollo, he brings over two decades of professional, perfectly-pitched comedy. Known for his self-deprecating wit and universal observational humour, he guarantees professionalism, laughter, and effortless engagement. Book Hal to ensure your event is memorable, seamlessly managed, and a guaranteed success.
Hal Cruttenden’s Career Highlights:
Below showcases Hal Cruttenden’s inspirational career highlights throughout the world of comedy:
- 2025 – Launched his new major BBC Radio 4 series, Cruttenden’s Crisis.
- 2023 – Completed his latest major national stand-up tour and returned to perform at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
- 2018 – Performed a stand-up set on the major BBC flagship show, Live at the Apollo.
- 2016 – Launched his highly successful national tour, Tough at the Top.
- 2014 – Starred in his own BBC Radio 4 comedy series, Hal.
- 2012 – Nominated for the Best Club Comic at the Chortle Awards.
- 2009 – Made his first appearance on the popular BBC panel show, Mock the Week.
- 2002 – Nominated for Perrier Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards.
Videos
Hal Cruttenden’s Official Keynote Speaking Videos & Showreel:
Testimonials
“Hal Cruttenden was the perfect choice for our virtual corporate awards ceremony. He thoroughly entertained us, had us all in stitches whilst also expertly MC-ing the show without missing a beat. It’s hard to host a virtual event when you can’t see the audience, but Hal was extremely professional and I can assure you the internal feedback from our audience was glowing. Highly recommend!” – Sarah-Jane, Head of Communications, ManpowerGroup
“A quick note to say just how great Hal was at our event yesterday! Absolutely smashed it, had us all in stitches and I had some VERY positive comments about him from our audience including: great start to the show… proper laugh out loud, he is so funny great choice and I love Hal hilarious. Please let him know we thought he was great” – Sarah-Jane, Head of Communications, ManpowerGroup
“Hugely talented. He’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot.” – The Times
“Hal was great, he was very entertaining and enjoyed by all, maybe apart from the chap at the front of the room! (Who took some great jokes on the chin!) I would recommend Hal for future events!” – Alex, Shell Event
“He was absolutely fantastic and considering his prep for the event was less than 24 hours it showed what a consummate professional he was.” – Steve, Heathrow
“The event went so well and Hal was amazing!” – Libbie, Marketing Coordinator, W Denis
“It was an absolute honour to have Hal Cruttenden host our event. He was fantastic at keeping the audience engaged and delivered some of the best joke, we genuinely loved working with him!” – Rochelle, Operations & Experience Manager, Informa
Speaking Topics
Hal Cruttenden’s Official Keynote Topics:
- Awards Ceremony and Event Hosting
- After-Dinner Entertainment & Observational Humour
- Panel Show & Interview Facilitation
- The Psychology of Comedy: Finding Humour in Everyday Life
- Managing High-Pressure Performance
How Much Does Hal Cruttenden Cost to Hire?
How Much Does it Cost to Hire Hal Cruttenden?
The cost of hiring Hal Cruttenden depends on your event format, location and duration. For an accurate quote tailored to your needs, contact a London Keynote Speakers Agency booking agent for expert guidance.